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Thursday 22nd March 2012. Blog #40.


_______ ______ IS A _______

Note. After taking advice I have decided to edit this blog and remove anything that may have been deemed legally dubious. I think it still holds as much power and venom as the original.

I remember when ______ _____ wasn’t a ____. he was a young  ______ I was gently ______. It was lovely. I remember when _______ _______ wasn’t a ______. He was _______ my ______ in the most gentleman-like fashion with both of his mouths.

________ ______ is the most irritating _____ on ______ at the ______. I know this as when I recently asked him ‘______, how do you feel about ______black ________ ____ ____ ___ ___’, he replied ‘Oh.. I think that is _____ and those people should not enjoy any kind of ______’.

When _____ and the _____, with the ______ liberated _____ _____ in _____, _____ _____ was standing in the middle of_______ shouting ‘death to the ______!’ It’s really not on, _________.
When ______ ______ was looking at writing for _____ ____ newspaper recently he made up a few ‘facts’ about somebody who just happens to be my friend.

Firstly, I will always stand by my friends whatever they have done. Secondly, I love all of my friends. Thirdly, _________ you – you little _______ ______ piece of ________. Fourthly, I have a life to live – but I have found myself, yet again having to start a _________ _________ of _______ with you, which are basically about the difference between _______ and WRONG.

Then I say that when ______ ______ looked at some _______ people  recently he said “I’m not _______ but.. I hate all _____!” I was annoyed.

He also said that all newspapers are shit and he called ______ _______ a ‘ ______’. I met _______ ______ recently and he told me this: his employers are absolute ______ and he prefers the idea of __________ . I enjoyed my time with _______ _______ – but having talked to him for 10 minutes – I have decided he’s a ________.

*FACTS

_______ _______ has had ______ with _____ ______. They made _______ up ________.

Every part of ________ _______ is a _______.

I hate  _________ _______.

I hate ________ _________.


If you are _________ ________ then I think perhaps you should think about putting yourself to ________. Really really , take some ________ and quietly drop out of the _______.  I _________ you and I think you are a _________.

______ ________ would not have you if they knew you were a ‘_______ ________’. Remember when you _________ that poor _________ _________ ______ _______ when I was watching? I was __________ but you made me, ________ _________ __________ __________ _________ __________ ________ ______.

I remember ________ _________ _______ ______ ________ in the face.

I remember _________ __________ picking ________ flowers.

I remember ________ _________ being an absolute ________ for his own gain.


*DISCLAIMER: Everything in this blog regarding ________ ________ is untrue. Apart from the fact he is a __________.




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